Salutations, people of Earth!
I know what you're all thinking--
"Master, oh, you should be deead~"
WRONG!
I died, yes. I've died plenty of times before, and I always come back. Always come back to him- big fumbling idiot with his cheeky grin. Always screwing each other over, time after time again~
Oh, hello, I made a rhyme!

Anywho, no, I'm not currently aboard the Valiant. I slipped through a rift in time to escape the Time War, so here I am.

Word of advice?

If I tell you to leave me, you leave me.
If I tell you to go, you go.
If I say bow, you bow.

If I say run, you RUN.
Destruction's the Game

I love sitting in cafes with wifi~

themasterofgallifrey:

When you try to RP with someone and their character says something that indicates they have already encountered another RPer of the same character,and they act annoyed or burdened by you.

Don’t do that, treat them as a separate account or universe. No one wants to feel like they are “just another one”  

I see this all the time on my dash and I just feel bad and have all this second hand embarrassment for the person trying to RP.

[[ I’m actually going to add on to this rant.
I remember I was playing an OC (sort of). His existence was canon, but the plot was canon/original.
Anyway, there were numerous times he was falsely accused for different plot ideas that all these people had in mind, and they simply wouldn’t back the fuck off, even when he told them it never happened, or they never met.
It was aggravating, and I lost all motivation to keep playing the character publicly. ]]

Tagged as: #OOC 
Sorry. [Holds up his hands in a submissive gesture.] I wasn't trying to pry.

Would you like to talk about it? I'm good for listening.

Actually no.

I don’t know why you’d come to the conclusion that I’d like to share any of my personal thoughts/situations with you.

I sort of figured. Is there anything I can do?

I’m not entirely sure.

I understand. At any rate, I hope you're well.

I think this is the part where you're getting you and I confused. But no, I was just wondering about you.

I wish I could believe you, my dear Doctor.
I really wish I could.

Oh! Oh. Okay. Sorry, I'm an uncomfortable individual. Um. [He does a weird salute-y motion with his hand.] Thanks for trying to bring us to the stars, Mr. Saxon. Sorry it didn't work out.

My name isn’t ‘Mr. Saxon’, and I couldn’t care less where this parasitic race gets to. They could get to the stars, or straight down to Hell~

[He smiles at him fondly.] How have you been, anyway?

Oh, this is very sweet of you, Doctor, but puzzling.
No cuffs? No restraints? No ‘you’re coming with me’ nonsense?

Hello Master. 1, 15, 22, 50

Hello, Lemon.

  • 1)  The Master shares a room with his lover, but has his own in another wing of the house. It’s a rather large, Victorian styled bedroom, which is now collecting dust. There’s one wardrobe, a dresser with a mirror, and a king-sized bed. There’s a dark purple rug on the floor with golden designs that he’s always hated, and his nightstand consists of a bland lamp and an alarm clock.

  • 15)  Biggest: None  -  Smallest: Learn how to make pastries

  • 22)  He would probably doodle him on top of the Earth, and the Doctor a few inches under going ‘OH NO!’— (but they’re all stick-figures, so…) 

  • 50)   He’s not afraid at all. He’d commit suicide, but he always comes back in the end, so it’d be pointless.

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